1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2. There would be a song with Kate winslet in white saree and of course singing in the rain.
3. The movie would be called "Pyar kiya to marna kya"
4. Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but villain would die on the first dip.
5. The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6. None of the women would float due to heavy designer saree's.
7. Half of the rescue boats will be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.