If Titanic was made in India

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Titanic

1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2. There would be a song with Kate winslet in white saree and of course singing in the rain.
3. The movie would be called "Pyar kiya to marna kya"
4. Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but villain would die on the first dip.
5. The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6. None of the women would float due to heavy designer saree's.
And Last,
7. Half of the rescue boats will be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.


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Comments

  1. Anonymous8 June 2012 at 00:18

    Ha ha ha
    LOL ROFL ;-) :D
    best points 1st, 4th and last.!!!

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  2. Purushothaman Raju8 June 2012 at 01:11

    @ Deepak Thanks for visiting my blog make it more often and thanks for your comment

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  3. Harshita Srivastava10 June 2012 at 10:10

    This was seriously hilarious :D
    great post

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  4. Purushothaman Raju10 June 2012 at 21:38

    Thanks Harshita :)

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  5. Siddharth Deshpande26 June 2012 at 06:22

    hahahaha! brilliant stuff. :-D

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  6. Rohit26 June 2012 at 06:25

    hahaha! The last one got me off my chair. Good stuff boss.
    sobertooth.com

    ReplyDelete
  7. Purushothaman Raju26 June 2012 at 21:45

    Glad it made you happy Rohit,

    ReplyDelete
  8. Purushothaman Raju26 June 2012 at 21:46

    Thanks Siddharth

    ReplyDelete

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